What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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share office space ...

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

No go.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No way

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Could I still use a bonnet even if I’m white/have straight hair? I just want one to wear to bed for sensory purposes.